Do we have a host?

AMPAS' announcement of their Oscar host — or, it would seem, "hosts" — must be upon us. Throughout the day, there has been some quiet gossip about who we might see on stage at the Kodak Theater this March. Any guesses? Alright...


A few days ago, the AP reported that Hugh Jackman had been offered the gig again...



Jackman respectfully declined, citing scheduling conflicts. And to be honest, it's got to be a tough gig to prepare for two years in a row. So, another offer was extended...




This unusual pair also declined. Thank GOD.


So, here's option C.









Fingers crossed. Way to go, AMPAS!